Well the first morning with no cable has come and gone and this is how it went.
Sam: Mom there is something wrong with the TV Remote it wont work.
Mom: I told you it wouldn't.
Later.. After Billy got up
Sam: Mom Billy is being a jerk.
Billy: Mom Samantha Called me Stupid.
Sam: Did Not
Billy: Did Too
Ect
Mom: Shut up and get ready for school.
Peace and quiet for about 2 minutes....
Sam: MOM Billy is just sitting there.
Billy: No I'm not I"m eating Breakfast
Sam: No your not your just watching the fish.
Billy: That's not True MOM Samantha is LYING!!!
Mom: Shut Up and Get Ready For School...AND No More Talking To Each Other!
Sam whispering: jerk
Billy whispering: nuh uh your the jerk
MOM: I SAID... SHUT UP AND GET READY FOR SCHOOL. I SWEAR I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD I CAN TAKE YOU OUT!!! (yes I started channeling Bill Cosby there for a bit)
Sam out the door and ready for school.
AHHH peace and Quiet .....
Billy: MOM I'm ready for school and have nothing to do.....
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