Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Take A Break

Tis the season to be frazzled frustrated and overworked so take five have a laugh, think a thought, and have a great day!
Where my hubby got these I don't know but I'm sharing them with you I hope you enjoy!

Ponder ables

If you take a person from the Far East and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts", and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a Broker?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

Have a Great day! LIVE LAUGH LOVE and no matter which Holiday you celebrate my it be filled with JOY!

5 comments:

Mom's Mind said...

Love those! How funny and very true! You have a great blog! : )

April said...

Thanks I'm glad you like it

Mom said...

Hey April. Hope you're well. Loved your ponderables.

(psst...the cast is gone)

Mom said...

OK. Your break is over now. Come back and start writing again. I miss you.

:-)

April said...

Thanks Mom you made my day. I've taken over my hubby's laptop so I can post again :D

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