Ok today I'm playing along with Silly Sunday. I won a bottle of Champagne with this joke.. Enjoy
A little old man and a little old lady sat on their front porch rocking away their golden years.
Suddenly the little old lady got up, walked over and smacked the little old man in the head then sat down again.
The little old man asked "What was that for?"
The little old lady said .."that was for Forty Years of BAD sex!"
The little old man thought about that for a little while then got up walked over and smacked the little old lady in the head and sat down.
The little old lady asked " What was THAT for?"
The little old man said "That's for knowing the Difference!"
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